A large cartoon pair of eyeballs on the front. The words: Stop Looking at Me. This is a do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do kind of joke- designed to grab attention and then tell people to look away. It will not work. They will keep looking. That’s the point. The design is self-aware, a little absurd, and exactly as ridiculous as it’s supposed to be. This classic tee is for the person who has fully embraced the absurdity of wearing a design that demands attention while telling people to stop paying attention. Who appreciates a joke that’s in on itself. • Solid colors: 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton • Heather colors: 52% combed cotton, 48% polyester • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction Stop looking. (You won’t.)