A large cartoon pair of eyeballs on the front. The words: Stop Looking at Me. This is a do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do kind of joke- designed to grab attention and then tell people to look away. It will not work. They will keep looking. That’s the point. The design is self-aware, a little absurd, and exactly as ridiculous as it’s supposed to be. For the person who says “stop looking at me” while doing something that absolutely guarantees people will keep looking. For the person who has fully embraced the absurdity of wearing a design that demands attention while telling people to stop paying attention. Who appreciates a joke that’s in on itself. Who is, objectively, very look-at-able. – 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton – Heather colors are 52% combed ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester – Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester – Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²) – 32 singles – Regular fit – Side-seamed construction – Crew neck – Coverstitched collar – 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs – Tear-away tag Fortis Fidei — Latin for Strong Faith — is a values-based apparel and lifestyle brand for people who think deeply, believe boldly, and live without apology. They will keep looking.