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Adult Decisions Eco Tote Bag

$27.95

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Adulthood means carrying a lot of things you didn’t sign up for. Might as well carry them in something that gets the joke. This tote hauls groceries, guilt, and the vague sense you’re behind on something- all at once. A funny tote bag for anyone still figuring out what “together” even means. • 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill • GOTS and OCS certified, PETA-Approved Vegan No age requirement. No refunds on adulthood.

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