You made an actual adult decision today. Paid the bill. Booked the appointment. Didn’t fight the barista about the Oxford comma on the menu board (this time). And you still don’t feel like you know what you’re doing. This classic tee is for everyone who’s faking it competently- no graphic drama, just the truth in plain text. • Solid colors: 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton • Heather colors: 52% combed cotton, 48% polyester • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction No age requirement. No refunds on adulthood.