Zero Ducks Given. A couple of cartoon ducks with the text that says exactly what it means- a play on “zero f**ks given” that is considerably less offensive and considerably more charming. The message is the same: we don’t care, don’t want to be bothered, and you can take your nonsense somewhere else. This tote is for the person who is done with other people’s nonsense and is not going to pretend otherwise. Who has a sense of humor about it. • 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill • Dimensions: 20″ x 14″ x 5″ • GOTS and OCS certified, PETA-Approved Vegan Zero ducks given.