A large cartoon pair of eyeballs on the front. The words: Stop Looking at Me. This is a do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do kind of joke- designed to grab attention and then tell people to look away. It will not work. They will keep looking. That’s the point. The design is self-aware, a little absurd, and exactly as ridiculous as it’s supposed to be. For the person who says “stop looking at me” while doing something that absolutely guarantees people will keep looking. For the person who has fully embraced the absurdity of wearing a design that demands attention while telling people to stop paying attention. Who appreciates a joke that’s in on itself. Who is, objectively, very look-at-able. – Made with stainless steel – Lead and BPA-free materials used – Hand-wash only – Height: 7.9″ (20 cm) – Upper diameter: 3.3″ (8.4 cm) – Bottom diameter: 2.7″ (7 cm) – Comes with a plastic press-in lid – Height: 10.4″ (26.5 cm) – Upper diameter: 3.9″ (9.9 cm) – Bottom diameter: 2.9″ (7.4 cm) – Comes with a plastic straw and screw-on lid Fortis Fidei — Latin for Strong Faith — is a values-based apparel and lifestyle brand for people who think deeply, believe boldly, and live without apology. They will keep looking.