A large cartoon pair of eyeballs on the front. The words: Stop Looking at Me. This is a do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do kind of joke- designed to grab attention and then tell people to look away. It will not work. They will keep looking. That’s the point. The design is self-aware, a little absurd, and exactly as ridiculous as it’s supposed to be. For the person who says “stop looking at me” while doing something that absolutely guarantees people will keep looking. For the person who has fully embraced the absurdity of wearing a design that demands attention while telling people to stop paying attention. Who appreciates a joke that’s in on itself. Who is, objectively, very look-at-able. – 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill – Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²) – Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm) – Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg) – 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length – Open main compartment – Double-sided print available for an additional fee of $5.95 (€5.25) – The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard) – The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan Fortis Fidei — Latin for Strong Faith — is a values-based apparel and lifestyle brand for people who think deeply, believe boldly, and live without apology. They will keep looking.