Low Maintenance. High Expectations. Two words in two different fonts- the contrast between them is intentional. It mirrors the contrast in the idea itself. People seem to believe these two qualities are mutually exclusive. They are not. Low maintenance doesn’t mean low standards. It means not needy, not demanding of constant upkeep, not requiring excessive management to function. But the expectations? Those are high. Always have been. This classic tee is for the person who is genuinely easy to be around- not needy, not high maintenance, not demanding constant attention- but whose standards are absolutely, non-negotiably not low. • Solid colors: 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton • Heather colors: 52% combed cotton, 48% polyester • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction Low maintenance. High expectations. Non-negotiable.